Steve life coach, I am here to help.

The other day I was at my mother and Father in laws and noted that one of the kids was in need of direction. I started to think to myself " This kid needs HELP I think I am going to become her life coach".

Now in order for my plan to work I need the full attention of the "client" . Well let me tell you this kid is one hard nut to crack. She will not shower, change her clothing, or clean her room.

I started my task by telling her to change her pants and shirts when they were covered in a brown substance that I still can't identify. I thought that she would be receptive to my observation and go and change. What I found was the opposite. The "Client" stated 'oh, okay' and proceded to go out covered in this unknown brown substance.

A few days later my "client" returned from school and looked like she was in need of a shower and a change of clothing. At that time Steve the life coach went to work saying "I think that you need a shower and perhaps a change of clothing." Although my client sat and looked at me like I was nuts for about half an hour I was able to have her go and clean up.

Now I have only been doing this gig for about a month and I am finding it hard to break this kid. I have to say that this "client" is one of the oddest people I have ever met. Perhaps I am going to have to take this one to the next level in the life coaching continuum.

In fact if I am able to change this "client" I may have found another calling.